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Joke of the Day

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep. I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."

"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"

"I can't do this. I think I'm dying. Why does your face look like a donut? ~ me 30 minutes into dieting"

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"

"GOD: [as a kid] DINOSAURS! GOD: [as a teenager] You will know the profound sadness of existence, humans."

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."

"If you're scared of butter... use cream."

"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"