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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."
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"I decided to burn some calories today.. ...So I lit a fat kid on fire"
"This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet."
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"What do you call a burnt nugget? nigget"
"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."
"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."
"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."