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Joke of the Day

"*A coyote bites my leg in front of a girl I like but I wanna seem cool so I just keep walking and take it with me*"

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."

"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."

"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."

"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."

"Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism."

"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"

"Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard, ""Actually sir, we have you on camera."""

"It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked ""before they were famous"" and then realize that's how you look."

"Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing"