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Joke of the Day
"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"
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"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."
"What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub? One has hope in her soul..."
"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"
"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"
"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"
"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"How many Nazis does it take to screw in 6 million lightbulbs? One. The rest were just following orders."
"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"
"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"