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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths"

"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"

"Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously"

"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."

"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."

"I can't wait until my breasts make milk. Sometimes I get thirsty. And the fridge is all the way over there."

"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"