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Joke of the Day
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
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"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"
"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"
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