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Joke of the Day

"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""

"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."

"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."

"What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree? Thesaurus."

"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."

"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"

"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"What the difference between woman and man? A man has always the same penis between his legs."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it! EDIT: to please all the grammar Nazis of the world"