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Joke of the Day

"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"

"I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him."

"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."

"How do you know carrots improve your vision? Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses"

"Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit. Bilbo is 7' 6"" now."

"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"

"Dyslexics are teople poo!"

"This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD."