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Joke of the Day

"My wife says I've left the toilet seat up ""like a bajillion times"" but I'm contacting Jill Stein to demand a recount."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"I show sines of addiction to trigonometry..."

"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"

"What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan"

"Death by chickpea... What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death? Hummuscide Thanks, I'm out."

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"

"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."