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Joke of the Day

"Dirty joke Do you know who the biggest whore in history is? Mrs. Pacman. For a quarter, that bitch would swallow balls 'till she died."

"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"

"What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken? Stay out of parms way."

"Last week I tried to give up swearing... ...but said ""fuck it"" instead."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"

"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."

"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."

"Which dinosaur will never be discovered? The Clitaurus"

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"