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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."
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"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."
"How do you make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"
"The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing"
"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
"I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer."
"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"