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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"a man walks into a library drunk and says can i have a fish and chips please the woman says sir this is a library and then whispers can i have a fish and chips please"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"*Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE"

"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."

"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."

"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"