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Joke of the Day
"*Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE"
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"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!"
"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."
"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."
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