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Joke of the Day
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
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"If I see someone trying to seize the day, I'll step in and try to save the day."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"
"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."
"Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder"