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Joke of the Day
"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"
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"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."
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"Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]? Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'"
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"
"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
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"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""