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Joke of the Day
"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"
Next Joke
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"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this How did you get in my house?' business!"
"Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? Because he wasn't polar"
"There are certain professions where having experience doesnt account for anything like being a suicide bomber"
"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"