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Joke of the Day

"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."

"Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high."

"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"

"Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes."

"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."

"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."

"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "

"What do you call it when someone has sex with Dwayne Johnson? Rock Climbing. heh."