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Joke of the Day

"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""

"Did you know if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say; ""What the fcuk are you doing?"""

"Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan"

"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."

"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."

"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."

"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."

"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."