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Joke of the Day

"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"

"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"

"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!"

"I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas"

"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"

"""Just spread them open and shove your face in there."" - How to put on glasses."

"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"

"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."