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Joke of the Day
"I'm just going to put an ""Out of Order"" sticker on my forehead and call it a day."
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"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."
"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"
"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."
"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"
"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"
"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"