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Joke of the Day

"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"

"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""

"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""

"I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."

"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"