70334

Joke of the Day

"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."

"My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."

"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"

"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"

"[gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! ""Thanks"" Anytime, pumpkin! ""You're sweet"" You're one in vermillion!"

"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."

"So a guy walks in on his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. ""SICK!"" he said. ""I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."""