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Joke of the Day
"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
Next Joke
"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"
"I take issue with people stealing magazines."
"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""
"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy"
"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"
"Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining."
"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."
"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."