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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."
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"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""
"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"
"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee Warm and a joy to wake up to in the morning : )"
"Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life? There was this guy who was starving to death..."
"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""
"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""