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Joke of the Day

"What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post."

"What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic? Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth's ""All Star"" over and over again."

"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."

"Did you know you can raise your energy levels by holding sodium in one hand and a AA in the other? Worst thing that will happen is you'll be charged with, A salt and battery."

"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"

"This ice creamery has less choices than a black person considering college options in 1954"

"With hostess shutting down... I bet Colorado is rethinking legalizing weed now..."

"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"

"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."