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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
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"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."
"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"
"What's the difference between anal and oral? Oral will make your whole day, Anal will make your hole weak"
"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
"HTML my life."