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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
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"Im so proud of one of my friends that happens to be a gay midget. He just came out of the cabinet."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""
"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"
"Why are envelopes and papers white? Because blackmail is illegal."
"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"