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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."
Next Joke
"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"
"My wife said to me, ""Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"" I said, ""Yes."""
"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."
"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."
"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"
"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"
"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."
"What do you call an Egyption's butt muscle? A sphinxster"