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Joke of the Day

"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."

"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."

"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"

"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."