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Joke of the Day
"What dose a old lady got between her tits? Her belly button."
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"I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants"
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away! Well grandma, that's how organ donation works."
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party. I turned up as a goat."
"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""
"Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""Sorry for the damage."" Watching them is priceless."
"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."