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Joke of the Day

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other"

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"When I got pregnant people would always say 'eating for two now are we?' I'd tell them to bugger off, I'm not cutting down."

"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"

"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."