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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"

"Karma's only a bitch if you are."

"grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road"

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"[Blue whale documentary] This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day. Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I'm kind of a foodie."

"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"

"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"