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Joke of the Day

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."

"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"

"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."

"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."

"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""

"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."