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Joke of the Day
"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."
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"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."
"My laptop in college was So bad.. To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables"
"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."
"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"
"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."