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Joke of the Day
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"
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"My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it?! He was lucky I was still up playing my drums."
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."
"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."
"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"
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"Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way."