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"What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship."
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"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."
"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."
"A man approached Bernard on the street.. Bernard was strollin' down the street when a man approached him asking ""Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?"" Bernard pushed him under a truck..."
"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"
"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""
"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
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