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Joke of the Day
"What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations"
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"There's too much nudity on TV these days... ... all I can do is sit here and shake my fist at it."
"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."
"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."
"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."
"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."
"pet owner's tip: glue the very tip of your cat's tail to the center of their back to make a convenient cat-carrying handle."