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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."
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"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."
"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."
"Nice guys finish last Which is quite unfortunate, given that nice guys finish last"
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"
"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."
"Tonight's Democratic debate"
"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""