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Joke of the Day

"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"

"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."

"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"What is the first thing men newborns do before first breath? Give head to their mom"

"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."

"I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent"

"Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

"What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!"