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"Keep honking. I'm reloading."
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"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."
"TIL that women have a second stomach for dessert. It's called the uterus."
"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."
"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"
"""Hey, enough with the damn songs! We're all studying for finals."" -rest of the school on Glee"
"78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None."
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."