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Joke of the Day
"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""
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"If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel."
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies"
"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."
"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."
"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."
"Hi I'm with the salad police. If you happen to see or hear any suspicious activity regarding renegade vegetables in your local area Please lettuce know"
"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."