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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"

"Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"

"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"

"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."