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Joke of the Day

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"

"Sadly, very few people get this joke: ""A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'"" -What's your favorite joke that no one gets?"

"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."

"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"

"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"

"Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks: ""Wanna get medium?"""

"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."