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Joke of the Day
"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."
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"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
"PRIEST: Do you take this this woman, to have and to hold, for better, for worse, until death do you part? ME: Well, now you made it weird."
"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"
"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"
"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"