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Joke of the Day

"I got a bone to pick it's been stuck in my teeth for days"

"If the opposite of con is pro... Is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?"

"I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I have only my shelf to blame."

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case."

"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."

"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"

"What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off."