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Joke of the Day

"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""

"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."

"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."

"Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station The two white guys return"

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."

"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."

"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"