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Joke of the Day

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"Why are girls so good at punctuation? Because they remember to never skip a period!"

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !"

"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."

"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""

"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."

"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."

"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"