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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."

"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"

"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."

"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."

"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."

"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""