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Joke of the Day
"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."
Next Joke
"When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes."
"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"
"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."
"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."
"/r/badplumbing is leaking"
"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."