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Joke of the Day

"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."

"What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies"

"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"

"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."

"Poor old lady!! I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse."

"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."

"Creation of the woman Too bad God didn't make her out of he funny bone **this is just a joke so don't get offended please**"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"