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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."

"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."

"I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee."

"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"

"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"

"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."

"My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated."

"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? *shrug* elephino."

"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."