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Joke of the Day

"The awkward moment when you say, ""I love you,"" then the pizza delivery guy says, ""That'll be $12.46, please."""

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."

"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"

"What do you call a really pompous person with high blood pressure? Hyperpretentious"

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"

"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."

"So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price."

"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."

"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."