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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
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"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."
"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""
"So many people on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'."
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."